Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Keeping the Wolf from the Door

Earlier tonight, I started to design some document template for PDF files.  When doing this there were a few things I had to consider:
  • The use of a serif font.  To someone raised on the Roman alphabet, I simply find serif text easier to read as a "1" is clearly a "1" and not an "I."
  • A clear and clean monochrome format.  This is to provide a standard and stable level of contrast depending on what medium is being used to view the file.
  • Finally, the page needed to be suited to the medium.  Previously, I've formatted for an A4 portrait page and this is not particularly useful in an electronic environment.  The two templates I produced are suited to specific screen sizes: a monitor or a mobile device.  The larger, monitor-scaled template is simply A4 landscape and serves as a print-scale as well, should anyone prefer a traditional "tree corpse" to read from.
After testing the formatting with a few half finished works, I decided that I needed to get something new out.  Which meant raiding my idea horde.  Under the working title of 'Ghost In The Machine,' 'Incompatibility' is based on an old urban legend I read a number of years ago.  In that case, it was based around two teenagers who "meet" over a wrong number.  It's a response to the adverts of certain on-line dating agencies which are winding me up.  As I was writing it, I realized that there were a number of aspects in the technology that wouldn't have been taken for granted a few years ago but are now.

The two versions (screen and mobile) are both on Scribd now.  As I went for the link, I've noticed that they've both been read three times already, so thank you very much for that!

Finally, there are bonus points for anyone who can figure out the significance of the protagonists name.

Own Bare Hands

This article was in Friday’s Guardian.  Ray Connolly makes a number of good points, but he neglects one thing:  snobbery.

As long as there has been printed text, there has been a distinction between the author and the printer / publisher.  And there have always been printers who would set any lead as long as the silver was right.  This was very much the mode by which publishing worked for centuries:  Shakespeare, Milton, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde and Edgar Allan Poe all self-published their work.

However, with the advent of the publishing industry and the move of the editor away from the arena to behind the desk, there were always those who sort to avoid the dreaded “thumbs down.”  So the vanity publisher was born.  Essentially a middle man between the author and the printer, these rather dubious institutions would publisher anything as long as the check didn’t bounce and they got their percentage.

In time, this lead to the role of editor becoming a guardian of sorts, protecting the public from the utter crap that would be foisted up on them.  Or rather, the perception of the editor as guardian.  In truth, the editor was tasked to find profitable product.  ‘Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone’ was offered to eight publishers before it was published.  The manuscript wasn’t any better or worse, it wasn’t any more original or controversial but eight publishers decided not to publish it.  I’m sure they regret it now, though.

Printing, never mind distributing and marketing, a book is an incredibly expensive process.  Hence, the publishers need to know that they’ll make a return.  In the case of celebrity biographies, this is usually a given and thus the massive advances provided to the likes of Jordan and Wayne Rooney (regardless of whether or not the book is ghost written- but that’s a whole other story…)  Is the editor protecting us from the slurry?  Glamour model Jordan / Katie Price has published a dozen books… for children.  That doesn’t even take into account her three autobiographies or her ghosted novels.

And how many thrillers based on religious apocrypha have appeared since ‘The Da Vinci Code?’  Considerably more than after the publication of ‘Angels and Demons,’ which was essentially the same book from a different perspective.  How many romantic vampire books have followed in the wake of ‘Twilight?’  Far more than since ‘Dead Until Dark’ two years earlier.

In the music industry, there is no stigma attached to self-released work.  Quite the opposite.  Even if a band mixes and produces their own work, the accusation of a vanity project is not levelled at them.  If someone writes, directs and produces their own films, they are regarded as an auteur, even if the end result is a trashy little horror film.  Painters and sculptors aren’t criticised for arranging their own exhibitions.  So why do we have this problem with written work?  It’s not because indie music is universally better than its major label counterparts.  It’s because vanity published work is almost always crap.

And this is the problem I have with Teratogenesis:  credibility.  I can write it myself.  I can arrange the distribution over the net myself.  I can get it edited by a second, trained pair of eyes (in the eventual final text.)  There is no need for me to have a publisher other than to market my work.  And, if I were more of an egotist (see how many times I’ve used my name on this blog,) then that wouldn’t be a problem either.  But the fact that I am doing this entirely myself stigmatises the whole project in the eyes of some potential readers.

Monday, August 9, 2010

I Can’t Get No Sleep

I’ve mentioned before that some parts of Teratogenesis have strayed quite close to biography, and this is another aspect of my life that I’ve decided to use as grit in the oyster of our (still) anonymous narrator.

I talk in my sleep.  I snore, I fidget and am generally quite obnoxious while I’m dead to the world.  I’m hardly Cesare the Sonambulist, doing the bidding of Dr Caligari in my sleep, but I can’t be much fun to be around.

The other element is the timing of my sleep pattern.  For example, tonight was meant to be an early night.  This blog was meant to be written before I ate.  What did I do instead?  I had a power nap…

I’ll be honest though, I quite like the adrenaline of an approaching deadline, it sharpens the mind pleasantly.  Which means I need to set more and shorter deadlines, if I want to get things done.

Friday, July 30, 2010

P=nRT/V

Sometimes, a little pressure is a good thing.  It stops things from bleeding out of control or ballooning beyond their intended size.  It also helps to drive you along your course and slow you down when you need to stop.

I’m all out of pneumatic metaphors, but deadlines are a good thing.  Without the constant reminders I’ve set myself, I’d probably have abandoned  Teratogenesis back around March.  Of course, it doesn’t always work, but we don’t live in an ideal world (no matter what the formula in the title says.)  Well, it’s more of a pun than a metaphor…

Bad pressure is when you realize you only have six weeks to finish the secret project you thought you had until November to work on…

Also, bonus points if anyone can spot the significance of the Lou Reed track in the latest chapter of Teratogenesis.

Monday, July 19, 2010

A Dead Give Away

I told you the pace was gathering.  Admittedly, it went dark for two weeks immediately after I said that, but it’s true.  There is still another update at the end of the week.
One of the things I’m really enjoying about this project is the chance to weave in topical events.  When I first started plotting out Teratogenesis and working out the mechanics of it, I didn’t know what a vuvuzela was, never mind how annoying they were.  It also lets me reveal certain things second hand.  For example, if something is scheduled to happen in a certain time and place, and  Rud…  the narrator is also there, then it stands to reason that the previously unknown location is revealed.  Doesn’t it?
Not everything in Teratogenesis is true, you know…
The original plan was to use a piece of music by Curve as the soundtrack, but it made more sense to go with PiL.  Which is a shame as Curve must be one of the most underrated bands of the last twenty years.  What the hell, have a listen to it anyway, it’s lovely and it's over on there on the right.  Or rather, it would be, if the embedding widget would work.

Try this instead:  A Clip On You Tube, Since It's Not Available Anywhere Else


Sunday, July 18, 2010

Normal Service Is Resumed

And to further reassure me things are getting back on track, I had another moment of synchronicity.  I’m becoming quite superstitious about this now.  The soundtrack to today’s Teratogenesis is by Johnny Cash and the minute I picked it, he appeared on TV singing San Quentin.  It’s always nice to see Johnny Cash on TV, especially the San Quentin concert.  I have to say, I don’t like Country music- at all.  But I do like Johnny Cash and I think that’s a testament to the way he tells a story in most of the songs.  Current favourites are:  One Piece At A Time, (Ghost) Riders In The Sky and A Boy Named Sue.
Time is also ticking away on a secret project I’m working for the end of the autumn.  Suffice to say, I need to write it and someone else should probably illustrate it, but all this needs to be finished for around the end of September and despite the fact that it will be a really low word count (because of the nature of the piece,) I’m still getting nowhere.
So yeah, I need to find a half decent artist who will work for cheap.  Please leave a link to a sample of your work if you’re interested…

[Monday 19/7/2010:  It might actually be worth enabling the comments on this one...]

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Excuses, Excuses

“It could all unravel yet!”

I wish I hadn’t said that two posts back.  It almost did.

Basically, since the end of last month, I’ve been feeling tired and run down.  Not really ill, but severely lacking in motivation.  There was a fairly arduous project on in my day job and that, coupled with poor diet and hay fever, meant I was struggling to come up with anything worthwhile for Teratogenesis.

But I’ve managed to come up with a fantastic excuse for why our protagonist was also offline.  In fact, the story of why he’s been away for so long is probably better than how I would have written the events of the last two weeks.

Also, who is Trudie?  Well, it’s obviously Drury’s real name, which then raises the question of why has he let it slip…

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Any Excuse…

For a bad pun.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist using a song by The Doors for today’s Teratogenesis soundtrack.  Still, it is one of their better songs.

This chapter has fallen astride three of my subplots, although one is only mentioned in passing.  Events are starting to get out of hand, so this time I’ve decided to use an incident from one of the subplots and write it as though it’s in another.  The effect has been to level off the increasing character tension by making something seem mundane, but still keep ramping the dramatic tension up through the story.  I’m having to be careful because there is an increasing amount of danger in one of the plotlines and I don’t want to play my hand too early.

But the centre point has definitely passed and now it’s time to start tying up loose ends…

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Katabasis

Well, Teratogenesis is into its seventh month.  Yes, I know it’s June and I started in January, but it’s been seven months; you’ll just have to trust me, if you haven’t worked it out yet.

I would count this as a good entry even if it weren’t advancing the plot or character, as it not only references And She Was by Talking Heads, but also Angela Carter’s collection of short stories, The Bloody Chamber.  If you’ve not read it, and you aren’t squeamish, then I whole-heartedly recommend it.  It’s certainly the best book on folk lore I’ve read since I managed to get a collected Brothers Grimm.  Now those are strange stories!

As it happens, we are moving into another arc; although, June has been quite strange, in that everything has been held in suspension as the overall story pivots about it’s centre.  Like a ball tossed in the air, we’ve reached the brief moment when acceleration and gravity are held in balance.  But from here on in, it’s time to roll on toward the finish line.  There are at least three major subplots that will move through before the end and the density of entries will also start to pick up soon.  It’s odd:  I’m just before half way in my word count, I’m just at half way with the plot and I’m just over half way in my schedule.  It could all unravel yet!

Since it was the Summer Solstice yesterday, I can officially unveil the new summer theme as well.  In contrast to this blue and misty site, it’s very orange.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Peace and Quiet

Would be nice, I suppose.

But it’s more than enough for the protagonist of Teratogenesis, who’s feeling becalmed this week.  But you’ve got to agree with him about the vuvuzelas.

I’d take a bit of peace myself right now.

Other projects are coming for the next week or so.  Basically, something I’ve been working on for awhile is a having a line drawing underneath it.  So I just need to tie up some loose ends and get that posted.